For those of you who don't know who Chuck Norris is, beware and prepare yourself to run or you'll be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris himself.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
- Chuck Norris can show you a picture from when he was older
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
- Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
- Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
- Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
- Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
- Chuck Norris can fast-forward live TV
- When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground
- Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
- When it's time for people to die, the Grim Reaper shows up. When its time for the Grim Reaper to die, Chuck Norris shows up
- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
- If you ever wrong typed Chuck Norris's name on google search, then the only search result will be shown is "RUN"
- Chuck Norris can answer missed calls
LMAO right? I thought this is very funny too, that's why i share this list of Chuck Norris's funny facts for you, remember, after reading this article, type carefully if you planned to search for more about Chuck Norris on google ^_^
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