Maxim released its annual "Hot 100" list this afternoon. If it usually filled with the usual suspects (Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, etc), but they have been known to add in a few up & coming starlets.
Maxim decided to play around with the list this year. They included a man, a cartoon female, and even an accused murderer. I know that this list isn't exactly the BCS standings, but I found very weird.
See who made the list this year and who didn't. A few ladies from
Mad Men didn't make the cut and a certain lady who's currently shacking up with Kanye West. I can't believe that a publication put out a list with 100 females and didn't include one Kardashian. I finally have hope in humanity!
I viewed over this list and I felt old. I actually had to do an internet search for Victoria Justice. I didn't even know that a show called "Victorious" even existed. I'm not a big fan of Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens, or Selena Gomez. I think it's the fact that I'm 30 and I want to tell them to put on more clothes.
I don't get the allure of Olivia Munn. I find her annoying in everything she is in. I could rant a few hundred words about her, but I will leave that for another post.
The glaring omissions from this list are: Alison Brie, Emmanuelle Chriqui, January Jones, Marisa Miller, Amber Rose, and Kerry Washington.
It is about time to retire a few of these ladies off of the list. The inclusion of Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron feels a bit year 2000ish.
*click on name for a picture from Maxim*1.
Bar Refaeli - model
2.
Olivia Munn - actress (former G4
Attack of the Show co-host)
3.
Mila Kunis - actress (
That 70's Show &
Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
4.
Katy Perry - singer/songwriter
5.
Olivia Wilde - actress (
House)
6.
Jennifer Lawrence - actress (
Hunger Games&
The Winter's Bone)
7.
Emma Stone - actress (
Easy A &
Crazy, Stupid, Love)
8.
Megan Fox - actress (
Transformers &
Jennifer's Body)
9.
Malin Akerman - actress/model (
Watchmen &
Rock of Ages)
10.
Adrianne Palicki - actress (
Friday Night Lights &
G.I. Joe)
11.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley - actress/model (
Transformers: Dark of the Moon)
12.
Kate Beckinsale - actress (
Underworld series &
Serendipity)
13.
Blake Lively - actress (
Gossip Girl &
Green Lantern)
14.
Lea Michele - actress/singer (
Glee &
Dorothy of Oz)
15.
Kristen Stewart - actress (
Twilight series &
Adventureland)
16.
Charlize Theron - actress (
Young Adult &
Snow White and the Huntsman)
17.
Scarlett Johansson - actress/singer (
The Avengers &
Lost In Translation)
18.
Katrina Bowden - actress (
30 Rock &
American Reunion)
19.
Victoria Justice - actress/singer (
Victorious)
20.
Jennifer Love Hewitt - actress/singer (
The Client List &
Party of Five)
21.
Emma Watson - actress (
Harry Potter series)
22.
Kaley Cuoco - actress (
The Big Bang Theory)
23.
Anne Hathaway - actress (
The Dark Knight Rises &
Love and Other Drugs)
24.
Selena Gomez - actress/singer (
Wizards of Waverly Place)
25.
Jessica Gomes - model
26.
Taylor Swift - singer/songwriter
27.
Naya Rivera - actress/singer (
Glee)
28.
Jessica Biel - actress (
7th Heaven &
The A-Team)
29.
Eva Mendes - actress (
The Other Guys &
Training Day)
30.
Berenice Marlohe - actress (future Bond girl)
31.
Candice Swanepoel - model
32.
Rihanna - actress/singer (
Battleship)
33.
Jessica Alba - actress (
Good Luck Chuck &
Meet the Fockers)
34.
Elisha Cuthbert - actress (
24 &
The Girl Next Door)
35.
Yvonne Strahovski - actress (
Chuck)
36.
Sarah Shahi - actress/model (
The L Word &
Fairly Legal)
37.
Jennifer Lopez - actress/singer (
American Idol &
Anaconda)
38.
Kelly Kelly - professional WWE wrestler
39.
Kate Upton - model
40.
Miranda Kerr - model
41.
Zooey Deschanel - actress/singer (
New Girl &
500 Days of Summer)
42.
Brooklyn Decker - actress/model (
Just Go With It &
Battleship)
43.
Ashley Greene - actress/model (
Twilight &
Americana)
44.
Lake Bell - actress/model (
No Strings Attached &
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy)
45.
Zoe Saldana - actress (
Star Trek &
Avatar)
46.
Adriana Lima - model
47.
Julianne Hough - actress/dancer (
Dancing With the Stars &
Footloose)
48.
Brittany Snow - actress (
Harry's Law &
Would You Rather)
49.
Emmy Rossum - actress (
Shameless)
50.
Sarah Hyland - actress (
Modern Family)
51.
Stacy Keibler - actress/former WWE wrestler
52.
Jordana Brewster - actress (
Fast & Furious series &
Dallas)
53.
Amber Heard - actress (
The Playboy Club &
The Rum Diary)
54.
Katharine Mcphee - actress/singer (
Smash &
American Idol)
55.
Emma Roberts - actress (
Scream 4 &
It's Kind of a Funny Story)
56.
Lilly Collins - actress (
The Blind Side &
Writers)
57.
Lee Newton - actress/host (
SourceFed)
58.
Arianny Celeste - UFC ring girl/model
59.
Amanda Bynes - actress/singer (
Easy A &
She's The Man)
60.
Shakira - singer
61.
Kristen Bell - actress (
House of Lies &
Heroes)
62.
Vanessa Hudgens - actress/singer (
High School Musical)
63.
Dawn Olivieri - actress (
The Vampire Diaries &
House of Lies)
64.
Maria Menounos - actress/host (
Today &
Access Hollywood)65.
Cobie Smulders - actress (
How I Met Your Mother)
66.
Alex Morgan - U.S. soccer player
67.
Rebecca Mader - actress (
Lost &
Fringe)
68.
Miley Cyrus - actress/singer (
Hannah Montana &
The Last Song)
69.
Stephen Colbert - actor/host (
The Colbert Report)
70.
Michelle Dockery - actress (
Downton Abbey)
71.
Sofia Vergara - actress/model (
Modern Family)
72.
Kellie Pickler - singer (
American Idol)
73.
Abby Elliott - actress (
Saturday Night Live)
74.
JWOWW - actress (
Jersey Shore)
75.
Jessica Rafalowski - model
76.
Teresa Palmer - actress (
Take Me Home Tonight &
I Am Number Four)
77.
Christina Hendricks - actress (
Mad Men &
Drive)
78.
Kirby Bliss Blanton - actress (
Project X)
79.
Nicki Minaj - singer
80.
Stana Katic - actress (
Castle)
81.
Pippa Middleton - almost royalty
82.
April Rose - model
83.
Dania Ramirez - actress (
Heroes &
American Reunion)
84.
Nina Dobrev - actress (
The Vampire Diaries)
85.
Lois Griffin - cartoon character (
Family Guy)
86.
Caroline Wozniaki - professional tennis player
87.
Paulina Gretzky - model
88.
Jacqueline Macinnes Wood - actress (
Final Destination 5)
89.
Dalena Henriques - model
90.
Bria Murphy - actress/model
91.
Claire Coffee - actress (
Grimm &
General Hospital)
92.
Amanda Knox - accused murderer (alleged...but this is kind of messed up)
93.
La La Anthony - actress/host (
La La's Full Court)
94.
Alexandra Breckinridge - actress (
American Horror Story &
True Blood)
95.
Layla El - professional WWE wrestler
96.
Nadia G. - TV host/chef
97.
Kat Dennings - actress (
2 Broke Girls &
Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist)
98.
Anahi - singer/songwriter
99.
Poppy Montgomery - actress (
Unforgettable &
Without A Trace)
100.
Dominique Storelli - model
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