Taylor Swift's parents should have been charged with child abuse for letting her be photographed with Allen Iverson braids.
She is now disqualified from being included in any future Maxim 'Hot 100' lists. This photo has ended any chance of that happening again.
No wonder Joe Jonas dumped her over the phone. He probably saw this picture hanging up at her parents' house and didn't want to risk the chance of seeing it again.
...I also forgive Kanye West for interrupting her.
It's Father's Day weekend and it seems appropriate to give our dad readers a treat. After you open your gifts (probably ties and golf balls), relax and watch some Kate Upton videos.
The Sports Illustrated cover model has appeared in movies "Tower Heist" and "The Three Stooges" and even made a small cameo in an episode of "Saturday Night Live" last season. I assume that she will soon host an episode herself.
Upton is the current 'it' girl in modeling. She has been connected to New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and she will probably be connected to a few more before she settles down.
Here are 10 of the best YouTube videos of Kate Upton... The most searched terms on Google are 'Kate Upton playboy', "Kate Upton nude", and "Kate Upton naked". I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she has never posed for Playboy or has ever posed nude for any video or publication.
I'm sorry to ruin your day, but keep your chin up and watch these videos of Kate Upton doing things.
Skullcandy's 'Take A Supermodel To Work Day' featuring the Oklahoma City Thunder's Kevin Durant and James Harden.
This is the video that started her ascent to fame. All it took was her doing 'the Dougie' at a Los Angeles Clippers game.
The Dougie video lead to this video of her doing the 'Cat Daddy'. It was even taken down from YouTube at one point because it violated the site's sexual content rule...it was later put back up.
Here is a Bikini.com video with Kate Upton. She talks about her rise from horseback rider to runway model.
A video of Kate Upton's 2011 "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue shoot.
Carl's Jr./Hardee's banned Super Bowl commercial starring Kate Upton.
Kate Upton's appearance on Comedy Central's "Tosh.0"
Video of Complex Magazine's farm-themed photo shoot with Kate Upton.
Beach Bunny Swimwear 2012 photo shoot
Kate Upton attempts to do the 'Cat Daddy' on "The Dan Patrick Show"...but the song wasn't right.
Maxim released its annual "Hot 100" list this afternoon. If it usually filled with the usual suspects (Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, etc), but they have been known to add in a few up & coming starlets.
Maxim decided to play around with the list this year. They included a man, a cartoon female, and even an accused murderer. I know that this list isn't exactly the BCS standings, but I found very weird.
See who made the list this year and who didn't. A few ladies from Mad Men didn't make the cut and a certain lady who's currently shacking up with Kanye West. I can't believe that a publication put out a list with 100 females and didn't include one Kardashian. I finally have hope in humanity! I viewed over this list and I felt old. I actually had to do an internet search for Victoria Justice. I didn't even know that a show called "Victorious" even existed. I'm not a big fan of Taylor Swift, Vanessa Hudgens, or Selena Gomez. I think it's the fact that I'm 30 and I want to tell them to put on more clothes.
I don't get the allure of Olivia Munn. I find her annoying in everything she is in. I could rant a few hundred words about her, but I will leave that for another post.
The glaring omissions from this list are: Alison Brie, Emmanuelle Chriqui, January Jones, Marisa Miller, Amber Rose, and Kerry Washington.
It is about time to retire a few of these ladies off of the list. The inclusion of Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron feels a bit year 2000ish.
*click on name for a picture from Maxim*
1. Bar Refaeli- model 2. Olivia Munn - actress (former G4 Attack of the Show co-host) 3. Mila Kunis- actress (That 70's Show & Forgetting Sarah Marshall) 4. Katy Perry - singer/songwriter 5. Olivia Wilde - actress (House) 6. Jennifer Lawrence - actress (Hunger Games& The Winter's Bone) 7. Emma Stone - actress (Easy A & Crazy, Stupid, Love) 8. Megan Fox- actress (Transformers & Jennifer's Body) 9. Malin Akerman - actress/model (Watchmen & Rock of Ages) 10. Adrianne Palicki- actress (Friday Night Lights & G.I. Joe) 11. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley - actress/model (Transformers: Dark of the Moon) 12. Kate Beckinsale - actress (Underworld series & Serendipity)
13. Blake Lively - actress (Gossip Girl & Green Lantern) 14. Lea Michele - actress/singer (Glee & Dorothy of Oz) 15. Kristen Stewart - actress (Twilight series & Adventureland) 16. Charlize Theron - actress (Young Adult & Snow White and the Huntsman) 17. Scarlett Johansson - actress/singer (The Avengers & Lost In Translation) 18. Katrina Bowden - actress (30 Rock & American Reunion) 19. Victoria Justice - actress/singer (Victorious) 20. Jennifer Love Hewitt - actress/singer (The Client List & Party of Five) 21. Emma Watson - actress (Harry Potter series) 22. Kaley Cuoco - actress (The Big Bang Theory) 23. Anne Hathaway - actress (The Dark Knight Rises & Love and Other Drugs) 24. Selena Gomez - actress/singer (Wizards of Waverly Place)
48. Brittany Snow - actress (Harry's Law & Would You Rather) 49. Emmy Rossum - actress (Shameless) 50. Sarah Hyland- actress (Modern Family) 51. Stacy Keibler - actress/former WWE wrestler 52. Jordana Brewster- actress (Fast & Furious series & Dallas) 53. Amber Heard- actress (The Playboy Club & The Rum Diary) 54. Katharine Mcphee - actress/singer (Smash & American Idol) 55. Emma Roberts - actress (Scream 4 & It's Kind of a Funny Story) 56. Lilly Collins - actress (The Blind Side & Writers) 57. Lee Newton- actress/host (SourceFed) 58. Arianny Celeste - UFC ring girl/model 59. Amanda Bynes - actress/singer (Easy A & She's The Man) 60. Shakira - singer 61. Kristen Bell - actress (House of Lies & Heroes)
